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The Manatee is expanding its borders!

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NB, News, NFLD, NS, PEI
July 22, 2016

The Manatee is expanding its borders! We aim to be Atlantic Canada’s biggest and best source for satirical news. This means we’re now acce...

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‘Amazing Race Canada’ seeks bored New Brunswickers for 4th season

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Entertainment, NB, News
October 14, 2015

New Brunswick — Amazing Race Canada is seeking contestants from the Atlantic provinces, particularly New Brunswick. The show, which sees Canadia...

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Dominic Cardy Alberta-bound

NB, News, PEI
May 11, 2015

New Brunswick — Dominic Cardy is moving west. The morning after his NDP party’s historic Alberta majority win, the New Brunswick provincial NDP ...

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Sobeys proposes to buy Co-op, people shocked it still exists

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NB, News
April 28, 2015

New Brunswick — In a stunning revelation reported by various news outlets last weekend, Co-op grocery stores apparently still exist. As reported...

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New Brunswick to move to Eastern Standard Time

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Business & Technology, NB, News
March 13, 2015

Fredericton — Due to an information technology mishap in the premier’s office, the Province of New Brunswick will be moving from Atlantic ...

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