Miramichi begs residents to consume all drugs immediately to rid city of them
Miramichi — Drugs are apparently filling the streets of Miramichi and city leaders are calling for residents to step up…
Report: White-nosed bats actually cocaine addicts
Albert County — Zoologists revealed today that New Brunswick’s bat population is not being snuffed out by a rogue fungus…
‘Monkey’ in airport was cocaine drug mule
St. John’s — A seemingly innocent monkey who gained cult popularity on social media has been arrested at St. John’s…
Robin Hood flour is suddenly really, really, really goddamn good
Canada — Holyfuckingshit Robin Hood flour is sooooooooooooooooooo f’ing good all of a sudden! We had to ask some people…
BREAKING: Oxford blueberry mired in cocaine scandal
Oxford — The famous landmark of Oxford, N.S. that greets visitors as they pull into the Main Street Irving was…
NB entrepreneur credits success to government support of awful business ideas
Rothesay — Chet Phelps may be a millionaire many times over, but he’s no stranger to failure. In fact, the…