‘Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree’ — 2023 New Brunswick Edition
F*ckin’ around at Christmastime In New Brunswick’s government. Union contracts were just tossed out Claiming every dollar’s spent. F*ckin’ around…
No zombie apocalypse; empty schools because everyone out sick, says minister
Fredericton — Education Minister Bill Hogan finally spoke out today to address bizarre dystopian rumours related the province’s schools. For…
Higgs: ‘Excess’ 2021 fatalities due to ‘COVID fatigue’
Fredericton — The Higgs government has finally revealed what it believes is the root cause of the mysterious excess deaths…
Anti-vax Easter Bunny tests positive for COVID-19
New Brunswick — Only 24 hours after visiting the homes of children throughout North America, the Easter Bunny announced today…
Saint John moves all students into TD Stadium to be taught by single teacher
Saint John — Back in the day, high school students were known to try and pile themselves into tiny phone…
Higgs to ‘guesstimate’ New Brunswick COVID data
Fredericton — As New Brunswick continues into its third year of the COVID-19 pandemic, Public Health is changing its reporting…