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Old people who type with one finger to determine fate of country

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Fredericton — Election day is here, and that means that a bunch of near-senile poll workers who would be fired for incompetence from any ordinar...

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Teens sick of sneaking into church’s senior games night

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August 14, 2017

Saint John — It’s 4 p.m. A beautiful day. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping and the beaches are open. Nevertheless, four teenagers sit ...

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204-year-old man completes first marathon

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May 19, 2017

New Minas — It was all smiles at the Centrum-sponsored marathon in New Minus, N.S. on Tuesday, May 16. A record number of runners participated i...

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Universities see influx of senior citizens applying to take advantage of free tuition

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April 20, 2016

Fredericton — New Brunswick universities have unwittingly marketed themselves toward a new demographic by bullying the Liberal government into g...

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thepoetm said:

OMG this "chocolate cake with boiled icing" Great article. Quite wise.

Haywood said:

Jerry is actually from Doaktown.

Naomi said:

? this women is an attention seeker. Like your the teacher your the boss close class for the day teach it at night if ya want ?????petty people petty ...

Tracy Roberts said:

Love it! I have been saying this for years, and you wrote it up perfectly and made it hilarious.

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