French immersion to be replaced with french fries
New Brunswick — Ever since Dominic Cardy unceremoniously disclosed Blaine Higgs’s covert plan to replace French immersion, academics and parents…
No actual construction happening in New Brunswick construction zones, province admits
New Brunswick — The provincial minister of infrastructure, Holinda Rhodes, has been forced to admit that no actual construction happens…
Gen-Z hitchhikers no longer using ‘thumbs-up’ to get a ride
New Maryland — Who knew Fonzie‘s favourite salute could be so passive-aggressive? When Gen-Z twins Aiden and Addison Poose decided…
Moncton meth-head elected to City Council
Moncton — Local vagrant and methamphetamine-addict Rocket Mouse has won a recent Moncton by-election, becoming the newest councillor-at-large following a…
‘Resign to deez nuts!’ First draft of Higgs’s response to Cardy found
Fredericton — Last week, New Brunswickers got a rare glimpse of the behind-the-scenes turmoil that existed between education minister Dominic…
Saint John train horns to be replaced with music, mayor concerned about dancing in streets
Saint John — Residents of Saint John will soon get a reprieve from train horns. New Brunswick Southern Railway announced…