Confirmed: The snowplow driver hates you
Atlantic Canada — After years of suspected disdain and troubling behaviour, it was finally confirmed Wednesday that the snowplow driver…
Superstore reveals new self-serve checkout software was a prank
Halifax — The jig is up at Real Atlantic Superstores across Atlantic Canada. Yesterday, it was revealed that what started…
Maritimers mistaking licence plates for peel-off lotto tickets
Moncton — The mystery behind peeling licence plates in the Maritime provinces has been solved. But, the truth behind “plate-gate”…
After early snowfall, NL votes to push time zone full half-year ahead of rest of Atlantic Canada
Gander — Newfoundlanders are enthusiastic about their unique time zone, and have always scoffed at the idea of joining Maritimers…
Seasonal affective disorder misdiagnosed, depression because ‘a lot of things kind of suck right now’
Atlantic Canada — Etta James once said, “When I’m singing the blues, I’m singing life.” And, as the weather turns…
Report: Gen-X parents used to wear costumes over snowsuits
Atlantic Canada — A new report today revealed that “Gen-X” Atlantic Canadians are making astonishing and implausible claims about past…