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Report: Teenage son not doing anything in there

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August 3, 2018

Moncton — The old saying goes, “When one door closes, another one opens.” But that is not the case with 16-year-old Moncton teen Bra...

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Michael Taylor said:

Despite this being a satire site, it's shameful that the story here is more accurate than the actual real news. NB should simply be bulldozed and turn...

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Who doesn't love an insult wrapped in a compliment!? Thanks, bud!

Stephen Long said:

Finally, a piece of proper satire on an all too real problem, instead of the unfunny filler stuff that wouldn't be out of place on the no-news radio s...

dad said:

Maybe we should get into the export business with cannabis , this is the kind of opportunity n.b. needs to climb off the bottom of the poverty pile !

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