Listicle: Follow these 7 steps right now to have Trump impeached
Atlantic Canada — For some reason, people in Atlantic Canada are livid with the results of the U.S. presidential election…
Social justice warrior bullies dissenters in the name of tolerance, inclusion
Halifax — Self-professed social justice warrior Tara Harvey, 24, regularly spends her days trying to destroy the lives of unknown…
U.S. election already most watched TV program since series finale of ‘The Littlest Hobo’
Atlantic Canada — Not since everyone’s favourite vagabond dog discovered a senile veteran harbouring a bomb has Atlantic Canada been…
‘Yarmouth if Hillary Wins’ website stirring up American interest
Yarmouth — Approximately 9 months ago, a smart-alecky website called “Cape Breton if Trump Wins” generated widespread interest from Americans…
Man trapped in car with kids singing songs they don’t know
Cape Breton — There’s an old joke that bees hum because they don’t know the words. Well, now it appears…
Confirmed: Premier McNeil is biological offspring of Sam Eagle
Halifax — One reason why Nova Scotia Premier Stephen McNeil may have been particularly tense recently is the revelation of…