World governments relieved North Korea can only strike Maritimes
Halifax — Citizens of Western countries are breathing a sigh of relief today due to revelations contained in new leaks…
Peggy’s Cove institutes mandatory I.Q. test for visitors
St. Margarets Bay — Vigilant tourists need not worry when sightseeing at Peggy’s Cove, N.S., but unfortunately for the municipality…
Canadian phone service providers shut down as a ‘screw you’ to ungrateful customers
Nova Scotia — Cellphone customers of Telus and Bell had yet another reason to be irate today when the large…
Busy woman doesn’t have time for grammar, punctuation
Halifax — Megan Kirkway, a 32-year-old eyebrow-tinting specialist, lives a busy life and is fed up with people pointing out…
World peace to be achieved by next Thursday, weather permitting
Halifax — Leaders of the world’s 192 nations have announced that a ceremony to end all war forever will be…
Halifax to host ‘Aquatic Swimpede’ to rival Calgary Stampede
Halifax — Halifax will be hosting its first stampede, attempting to emulate the popular Calgary stampede, which brings hundreds of…