Breaking: Premier Gallant resigns from office after failing to impress ex-girlfriend
Fredericton — In a sudden and shocking turn of events, New Brunswick Premier Brian Gallant has announced today that he…
Real news getting dumber, making jobs of satirists harder
Carleton County — After exactly one year of delivering quality satire to the people of New Brunswick, The Manatee has…
McCain Foods Limited announces plans to start using real potatoes
Florenceville — In a press conference this morning, McCain Foods announced that starting later this year, they will begin using…
Province’s shameless drunks announce need for cigarettes
Moncton — In a somewhat comprehensible statement to the press held in front of Moncton City Hall late Thursday night,…