New Brunswick — The New Brunswick government says it will be entering the legal cannabis market this July by setting up a network of standalone ...
New Brunswick prostitutes apply for SEED funding
Saint John — The world’s oldest profession is now looking to become subsidized. A small group of local prostitutes are applying, fashionably lat...
New Brunswick opens world’s largest ski resort: New Brunswick
New Brunswick — The province was hit hard with another winter storm Tuesday night causing school closures all across New Brunswick, power outage...
New Brunswick celebrates upgrade from ‘have-not’ province to ‘will-not’ province
New Brunswick — It’s official: New Brunswick is upgrading up its status as a “have-not” province to a “will-not” p...
Breaking: Premier Gallant resigns from office after failing to impress ex-girlfriend
Fredericton — In a sudden and shocking turn of events, New Brunswick Premier Brian Gallant has announced today that he will be stepping down fro...
Real news getting dumber, making jobs of satirists harder
Carleton County — After exactly one year of delivering quality satire to the people of New Brunswick, The Manatee has been beaten at their own g...