Moncton residents demand bear patrol, don’t want to pay taxes for it
Moncton — On Thursday afternoon, RCMP heroically defended themselves against a home-grown, urban terrorist in the city’s east end. The…
‘It wasn’t a fake story, it was satire,’ says Moncton woman
Moncton — On Wednesday CBC disclosed that Marla DeMorrison, a young woman who reported an attempted assault on the Mapleton…
CBC strikes gold with yet another cute story about someone going through drive-thru in unexpected way
New Brunswick — Everyone’s favourite public broadcaster has done it again: captured the imaginations of Canadians everywhere by writing up…
New Brunswick blinker fluid shortage to blame for erratic driving
Fredericton — A shortage of blinker fluid in New Brunswick has caused RCMP to issue a rare province-wide driving advisory.…
New Brunswick RCMP to implement mandatory roadside semen samples under new marijuana legislation
Fredericton — In preparation for the Trudeau government’s proposed legalization of marijuana, New Brunswick’s top RCMP officer, Assistant Commissioner Larry…
Robin Hood flour is suddenly really, really, really goddamn good
Canada — Holyfuckingshit Robin Hood flour is sooooooooooooooooooo f’ing good all of a sudden! We had to ask some people…