Arby’s to launch ‘seal nuggets’ in Atlantic Canada
Halifax — Restaurant chain Arby’s is introducing “seal nuggets” to their menu in order to compete against fast food giant…
Petition prompts Sobeys to let lobsters roam free in store
Fredericton — If you want something done, do it yourself, the saying goes. Or, failing that, launch a petition. A…
Fried clams now at par with gold
Cap-Pelé — With the price of fried clams in the Picture Province skyrocketing, as of Wednesday morning the traditional Maritime…
Stay-at-home burnout still can’t find job because of ‘those damn frenchies’
Alma — Sitting in his prized bong-water-stained beanbag chair, local underachiever Ross Smith revealed to The Manatee that he was…
NASA’s announcement of salt water on Mars excites Shediac lobster fishermen
Shediac — Proclaimed to be the “lobster capital of the world,” Shediac and its fishermen have always had a lot…
Underwater observatory to grace Saint John Harbour
Saint John — In an effort to revamp Saint John’s historic waterfront, Mayor Mel Norton announced plans yesterday for an…