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NB bans barbecuing, outdoor smoking until heat wave lifts

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August 4, 2017

New Brunswick — Amidst the most dangerous fire conditions seen in the last 20 years, the provincial government is placing a temporary ban on any...

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It's really hard for me to narrow down my favorite articles, today's post about lying on Thanksgiving before receiving any food at dinner was wonderf...

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