Higgs crowned Emperor of New Kingdom of Brunswick
New Brunswick — The Province of New Brunswick has officially ceded from the Dominion of Canada to form the New…
Province to subsidize daycare for middle-aged husbands
New Brunswick — With the provincial employment numbers as low as they are, men and women across New Brunswick are…
Brian Gallant proposes tax on ‘Star Wars’ spoilers
Fredericton — Despite its being in theaters for nearly a week now, Premier Brian Gallant has not yet had the…
Disney to purchase most of New Brunswick
Los Angeles — In what some are calling a shallow tax scam à la Burger King, it was announced that…
Christmas laser projector goes haywire, incinerates house
Lepreau — After a long day yesterday, the Beams were looking forward to a silent night. But while all was…
Ugly New Brunswickers at ‘Star Wars’ premiere mistaken for fans dressed as movie characters
Saint John — Moviegoers in line for the premiere of the long-awaited seventh instalment of the Star Wars film franchise…