New Brunswick — Are you in a messenger or text chat with a baby boomer and are wondering what their responses mean? If you’re a millennial...

Local woman decides it’s over with Andrew until next time he texts her
Fredericton — New Brunswick woman Amy Bell, 27, has decided it is absolutely, one hundred per cent over with local fuckboy Andrew Baxter, 26.

Sarah from the Conservative Party drunk-texts everyone in Canada
Atlantic Canada — This morning has been a tough one for Sarah from the Conservative Party of Canada, who boasts a headache, nausea, dry mouth an...

Crybaby upset by obvious joke
Halifax — (Warning: some language in this story may be considered offensive to crybabies.) A Halifax bureaucrat is facing harsh criticism and th...

Gallant enlists military help with power outage, also bullies
New Brunswick — After more than a week without power for some parts of New Brunswick, Premier Brian Gallant has called upon the Canadian militar...

Weirdo in Riverview still makes phone calls
Riverview — In this age of connectedness, people can access information instantly without having to make small talk before getting to their need...