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Atlantic Canada — Toxic people: they’re everywhere. You’ve met them at school, at work, even at home — they’re those ind...

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Halifax woman announces annual Facebook cleanse

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August 2, 2016

Halifax — Twenty-two-year-old Haligonian Kara Monteith has officially announced her plan to purge any friends from her personal Facebook list wh...

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J.D. Irving, Ltd. says illegal dump site actually surprise art installation

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May 12, 2016

Parkindale — Saying the company didn’t want to blow the surprise, J.D. Irving, Ltd. spokesperson Mary Keith clarified this afternoon that ...

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Health Canada mandates cigarettes must be 438 percent more toxic

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November 28, 2014

New Brunswick — Health Canada announced new a new and innovative tobacco ordinance today that it hopes will be an effective deterrent for Canadi...

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