Province bombs smallmouth bass in late-night air raid
Miramichi — The war, it seems, has come to an end. Last night, the months-long battle between the province and…
Military base bans pop and cake for health reasons — still allowing war, though
Halifax — A Canadian military base located in Halifax is going to combat against sugary drinks and sweets by putting…
St. Stephen, Calais end bitter rivalry in face of trade dispute
St. Stephen — The effects of the trade war between the United States and Canada have made their way to…
World peace to be achieved by next Thursday, weather permitting
Halifax — Leaders of the world’s 192 nations have announced that a ceremony to end all war forever will be…
NSLC won’t engage in beer war, but will start cooler war
Nova Scotia — Contrary to recent news, Nova Scotia will be engaging New Brunswick in a liquor war, but not…
Facebook glitch claims NB users have been friends specifically since American Civil War
New Brunswick — In an odd technical issue with Facebook, the social media site has been posting “memory” photos depicting…