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Former governor generals cursed to a lifetime of public speaking events

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News, Politics
November 23, 2018

Ottawa — Former governor general David Johnston appeared lifeless at the grand opening of a new daycare today. “I’m dead inside,” he told the ro...

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Witch Halloween costumes are cultural appropriation, say ‘real’ witches

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Entertainment, NB, News, NFLD, NS, PEI
October 27, 2017

Halifax — Dressing as a goblin, ghoul or ghost is fair play, but leave the broomstick and pointy hat out of Halloween, say a group of local witc...

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Herb MacDonald said:

I think you should join Alcoholics Anonymous.You obviously have a drinking problem if you chain yourself to a liquor outlets doors.

Allan Matthews said:

Well he makes a good point, I saw some lady leaving with a cart full, still in the boxes. She was bragging that she has 24 bottles. That's just greedy...

Lynn Moore said:

How about fiddlehead liqueur come springtime??? I'd buy it!

TC said:

Laugh or cry ... im so confused.

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