Swimming locales not contaminated with feces seeing record numbers
New Brunswick — While beachgoers steer clear of the normally popular Parlee Beach due to its consistent water quality issues,…
EDM fest Future Forest cancelled because DJ forgets MacBook power cord
Minto — New Brunswick’s own electronic dance music festival Future Forest is cancelled this weekend because the DJ forgot his…
New Brunswick MLAs diagnosed with severe amnesia
Fredericton — In an embarrassing revelation, the Liberal government announced yesterday that it forgot to pass the MLA pay freeze…
Local goths hate metal but metal shows are as goth as it gets in New Brunswick
Fredericton — Traditionally, it’s rare to spot a goth in a public place that’s not a graveyard or coffee shop.…
BREAKING: Guy you thought was cool in high school vapes now
Fredericton — Aaron Jardine, that guy you went to high school with who seemed super cool at the time, vapes…
Fried clams now at par with gold
Cap-Pelé — With the price of fried clams in the Picture Province skyrocketing, as of Wednesday morning the traditional Maritime…