GNB resolves to communicate to public exclusively through well-known quotes
Fredericton — The provincial government came under fire Tuesday after a press release was issued featuring several quotes duplicated word-for-word…
New Brunswick prostitutes apply for SEED funding
Saint John — The world’s oldest profession is now looking to become subsidized. A small group of local prostitutes are…
Robin Hood flour is suddenly really, really, really goddamn good
Canada — Holyfuckingshit Robin Hood flour is sooooooooooooooooooo f’ing good all of a sudden! We had to ask some people…
Amateur rapper drops mixtape in Gloucester County, RCMP investigate
Notre-Dame-des-Érables — The RCMP have opened an investigation in Gloucester County after up-and-coming local rapper REALeyeZ dropped his latest mixtape…
Brian Gallant’s superhero lair discovered by wandering journalists
Fredericton — On what happened to be a spectacularly slow news day, local reporters took to loitering around city hall…
UNB swim team pledges to keep Sir Max Aitken Pool full with their urine
Fredericton — In a last-ditch effort to prevent freezing their butts off in the St. John River, the UNB men’s…