6 enriching hobbies to lie about doing while quarantined
Atlantic Canada — You may be a fat piece of shit who has done nothing but drink and watch trash…
Woman who’s ‘too tired’ to start movie puts on quick 17 episodes of series instead
Fredericton — Sandra Smith of Nashwaaksis has spent the last nine days barricaded in her bungalow with her boyfriend and…
COWS Inc. releases new ice cream flavour ‘COWVID-19’
Charlottetown — The Gentle Island may be under a strict lockdown, but it’s business as “moo-sual” for COWS Creamery, who…
In bid for cash, Saint John offers Partridge Island as quarantine zone
Saint John — The Port City is offering up Partridge Island to the world as a quarantine zone, where the…
Women await onslaught of pandering posts by corporations for International Women’s Day
Atlantic Canada — International Women’s Day is March 8, and women everywhere are preparing for a tidal wave of false…