Old people who type with one finger to determine fate of country
Fredericton — Election day is here, and that means that a bunch of near-senile poll workers who would be fired…
Parliament to hold ‘prime minister reveal party’
Ottawa — You’ve heard of gender reveal parties — proud parents-to-be gather friends and family together to let them know…
New Brunswickers celebrate full year of not buying weed from Cannabis NB
Saint John — Cannabis has been legalized in Canada for a full year, and New Brunswickers are celebrating the milestone…
Fredericton to shut down all Tim Hortons drive-thrus
Fredericton — Owing to traffic, safety and environmental concerns, the City of Fredericton is planning to close all Tim Hortons…
Canadians admit they get all their news from memes
Fredericton — Instead of pretending any longer, Canadians are collectively admitting that they don’t read the news, but actually receive…
Anti-abortion activists left with no one to harass upon impending closure of Clinic 554
Fredericton — On Thursday the medical director of Clinic 554, New Brunswick’s only private abortion clinic, announced that the clinic…