Canada Post begs citizens to buy their crappy Chinese-made goods at the mall instead of online
Atlantic Canada — After the Canadian Union of Postal Workers rejected Canada Post’s latest offer in ongoing labour negotiations, Canada…
Moncton to house homeless in Avenir Centre arena when not in use
Moncton — The new Moncton arena, known as the Avenir Centre, is already a major attraction for athletes and sports…
Biggest asshole you know instructs Facebook friends to ‘be kind’
Halifax — That condescending twat you know from university is going around telling people to be kind, according to multiple…
Languages commissioner says there are lots of gov’t jobs for anglophones, he just can’t think of any right now
Fredericton — The interim provincial languages commissioner is surprised by the amount of resentment toward bilingualism, when in his mind…
UPDATE: Gallant still moping on couch, eating ice cream, crying
Shediac — After losing the confidence vote on his throne speech Friday morning, former New Brunswick premier Brian Gallant is…
Local pervy guy offers hot shower to any women who need it while power is out
Fredericton — Local perv Glenn Albright, 31, couldn’t believe his luck when his power came back on Monday around 9…