Listicle: Top 8 foods that don’t count as office party contributions
Atlantic Canada — ‘Tis the season for work Christmas parties, Yankee swaps, and festive dinners of all descriptions. Many of…
Higgs cool with fracking because he won’t be around to witness its results
Sussex — New Brunswick’s oldest-ever premier declared in the legislature last week that his cabinet could soon order exemptions to…
Weird guy on social media not even mad
Halifax — Complete and utter crackpot Andy Ford typically spends time on social media throughout his day, but he doesn’t…
Early snow confuses men, causes them to shop for Christmas before Dec. 23
Fredericton — The earlier winter weather has thrown off hundreds of men across the Maritimes, who have reportedly purchased all…
Women admit they secretly love it when random men approach them at the gym
Fredericton — After years of denying it, women who work out are finally admitting that they actually really enjoy it…
Canada Post begs citizens to buy their crappy Chinese-made goods at the mall instead of online
Atlantic Canada — After the Canadian Union of Postal Workers rejected Canada Post’s latest offer in ongoing labour negotiations, Canada…