Energy and sports drinks still only recommended for insufferable douchebags, pediatricians say
Atlantic Canada — The Atlantic Coalition of Insufferable Douchebags, or A.C.I.D., has lately taken notice of the number of children…
Maritime couple to wed in unemployment office where they had first date
Yarmouth — Next week a Yarmouth, N.S. couple will say their “I do’s” where they first said their “no-no-no-yes-no’s” back…
‘Your privilege is showing,’ tweets upper middle-class white woman from new iPhone X
Fredericton — Sara Mapplebeck, a third-year sociology student at St. Thomas University, has been getting really interested in the concept…
Mysterious Facebook user has only cartoons, video game characters as profile pics
Charlottetown — No man is an island, but Prince Edward Islander Ryan MacKnight, who for no discernible reason goes by…
Federal gov’t to close pesky ‘loopholes’ that allow small businesses to exist
Fredericton — Federal Finance Minister Bill Morneau has some great ideas on how to grow the middle class in Canada,…
Province launches ‘Brian Gallant Foundation for Handsome Boys Who Want to be Premier’
Fredericton — Handsome young men all over the province are rejoicing today at the news that the premier, along with…