Province launches ‘Brian Gallant Foundation for Handsome Boys Who Want to be Premier’
Fredericton — Handsome young men all over the province are rejoicing today at the news that the premier, along with…
Peggy’s Cove institutes mandatory I.Q. test for visitors
St. Margarets Bay — Vigilant tourists need not worry when sightseeing at Peggy’s Cove, N.S., but unfortunately for the municipality…
Fredericton to construct viewing platforms on Princess Margaret Bridge
Fredericton — The viewing platforms on the Fredericton walking bridge may be closed indefinitely due to rot, but the city…
Halifax police getting better at spotting civilians who ‘just have it coming’
Halifax — Nova Scotia’s capital city cops have surpassed the basic ability to track down publicly intoxicated people, and are…
1 in 5 sausages tested in Canada contained different meat than labelled, 0 in 5 NBers give a damn
New Brunswick — If you are what you eat, as the saying goes, it seems many Canadians who purchase sausage…
NB man claims face of Brian Gallant can be seen in double-double
Marysville — When Lyle Morris of Marysville, N.B. sat down for his coffee and breakfast sandwich Wednesday morning, he was…