Man with ‘micropenis’ sought in Université de Moncton email crime
Moncton — Codiac Regional RCMP are confirming that a man with a very small — possibly invisible — micropenis is…
BREAKING: Clinton won, wrong envelopes opened
Washington D.C. — In a second stunning and monumental blunder to hit the accounting firm today, PricewaterhouseCoopers is admitting that…
Cat born with thumbs fills owners’ hearts with love, terror
Lepreau — Gabby the tabby is just like any other house cat that you’ve ever met — except for one…
Many starting to suspect that groundhogs know jack squat about weather
Shubenacadie — As Maritimers grit their collective teeth and squint into the driving sleet of the third major snow event…
Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow!
Maritimes — Snow snow snow snow snow snow, snow snow snow snow snow snow snow. Snow snow snow snow snow,…
Seagull hunting now legal within Saint John city limits
Saint John — Starting this spring in the Port City, a gull in the hand will be worth two in…