CBC reporter swears off animal stories after vengeful crow attack
Fredericton — A CBC reporter is recovering after being attacked by a murder of crows, just days after filing a…
Only Irvings left in province after New Brunswickers say ‘screw it,’ move to Quebec and PEI
Saint John — After decades of trying to make a bilingual New Brunswick work, every English- and French-speaking resident has…
Scientists ID single source of Parlee Beach water pollution: Victor Boudreau’s bullshit
Shediac — Mount Allison scientists and students who recently began investigating the mysterious sources of fecal matter at Parlee Beach…
Small-penised Maritimer to Montréal Christmas tree fans: ‘Size isn’t everything’
Halifax — We’ve all heard the idiom, “It’s not the size of the wand, but the magic inside it.” Apparently,…
Sweet-smelling fog wafting from Ganong Bros. allegedly detracts from Black Friday sales in Calais
St. Stephen — Canada’s oldest chocolate-maker has been accused of releasing high quantities of “pollutants” from its factory in St.…
Listicle: 10 simple ways to have a very PC holiday season
Atlantic Canada — Here on Canada’s East Coast, there is literally nothing more important than ensuring your friends and family…