Halifax — Although the snow that blanketed the Atlantic provinces earlier in December has mostly melted away, many in the Maritimes were cheered...
CBC reporter swears off animal stories after vengeful crow attack
Fredericton — A CBC reporter is recovering after being attacked by a murder of crows, just days after filing a report about the movement of a la...
Only Irvings left in province after New Brunswickers say ‘screw it,’ move to Quebec and PEI
Saint John — After decades of trying to make a bilingual New Brunswick work, every English- and French-speaking resident has finally said, ̶...
Scientists ID single source of Parlee Beach water pollution: Victor Boudreau’s bullshit
Shediac — Mount Allison scientists and students who recently began investigating the mysterious sources of fecal matter at Parlee Beach made a s...
Small-penised Maritimer to Montréal Christmas tree fans: ‘Size isn’t everything’
Halifax — We’ve all heard the idiom, “It’s not the size of the wand, but the magic inside it.” Apparently, this sentimen...
Sweet-smelling fog wafting from Ganong Bros. allegedly detracts from Black Friday sales in Calais
St. Stephen — Canada’s oldest chocolate-maker has been accused of releasing high quantities of “pollutants” from its factory in St. Stephen at s...