Fredericton — It’s that time of year, folks: the season when our little town shines in all its glory; when you try to avoid your drunk co-workers by taking the longest route from shows to the Porta Potties.
Below is a BINGO game to get you into the spirit of the Harvest season. Print it off and play with your friends! Helpful hint: drinking an Alpine for every space covered is highly encouraged.
| B | I | N | G | O |
| A hug from your friend’s drunk mom | A local band member sporting their own merch | A free beer cozy | A local Radio DJ who knows nothing about the bands they are introducing | Someone still trying to find the Hoodoo tent |
| Someone spending a yellow token on a Moosehead | An incoherent co-worker |
A pretentious hipster complaining that last year’s line-up was SO much better | A heated political discussion in the Porta Potty line | An idiot trying to hide from volunteers as they clear the tents between shows |
| Some out-of-place ravers | Someone throwing devil horns while getting a picture in front of the giant Moose Light can | FREE SPACE | Uncomfortable girl declining a dance with your incoherent co-worker | Middle-aged man decked head to toe in Harvest merch from the nineties |
| An acquaintance from high school you really don’t want to talk to | Panicked volunteers who didn’t know what they were getting into | Someone covering Led Zeppelin’s “Ramble On” | Your unemployed friend taking in “Free Harvest,” paper bag in hand | Someone who clearly won’t be able to finish that plate of curly fries |
| A political figure in a volunteer shirt…you know… helping the community | A tourist mentioning how “cute” Queen Street is | A crowd avoiding eye contact with buskers trying to get participants | A child overwhelmed by fire spinners | Getting turned down for a cab to the North Side |
Happy Harvest!
Having driven for Trius for years, that North Side comment makes the whole game!