Fredericton — It’s that time of year, folks: the season when our little town shines in all its glory; when you try to avoid your drunk co-workers by taking the longest route from shows to the Porta Potties.
Below is a BINGO game to get you into the spirit of the Harvest season. Print it off and play with your friends! Helpful hint: drinking an Alpine for every space covered is highly encouraged.
|A hug from your friend’s drunk mom||A local band member sporting their own merch||A free beer cozy||A local Radio DJ who knows nothing about the bands they are introducing||Someone still trying to find the Hoodoo tent|
|Someone spending a yellow token on a Moosehead||An incoherent
|A pretentious hipster complaining that last year’s line-up was SO much better||A heated political discussion in the Porta Potty line||An idiot trying to hide from volunteers as they clear the tents between shows|
|Some out-of-place ravers||Someone throwing devil horns while getting a picture in front of the giant Moose Light can||FREE SPACE||Uncomfortable girl declining a dance with your incoherent co-worker||Middle-aged man decked head to toe in Harvest merch from the nineties|
|An acquaintance from high school you really don’t want to talk to||Panicked volunteers who didn’t know what they were getting into||Someone covering Led Zeppelin’s “Ramble On”||Your unemployed friend taking in “Free Harvest,” paper bag in hand||Someone who clearly won’t be able to finish that plate of curly fries|
|A political figure in a volunteer shirt…you know… helping the community||A tourist mentioning how “cute” Queen Street is||A crowd avoiding eye contact with buskers trying to get participants||A child overwhelmed by fire spinners||Getting turned down for a cab to the North Side|