Man asks ‘Cold enough for ya?’, gets punched in face
Saint John — While the temperatures are cold, the tempers were flaring today at the Saint John City Market. Sixty-three-year-old…
Scientists ID single source of Parlee Beach water pollution: Victor Boudreau’s bullshit
Shediac — Mount Allison scientists and students who recently began investigating the mysterious sources of fecal matter at Parlee Beach…
Sweet-smelling fog wafting from Ganong Bros. allegedly detracts from Black Friday sales in Calais
St. Stephen — Canada’s oldest chocolate-maker has been accused of releasing high quantities of “pollutants” from its factory in St.…
Irving boss tweets bizarre shit amid Pulp and Paper dumping scandal
Saint John — James K. Irving’s Twitter is, like, totally blowing up. The 88-year-old businessman and notable trust fund baby…
Trudeau imposing new carbon tax on marijuana smoking
Halifax — Starting in 2017, marijuana enthusiasts might need a loan if they want to get stoned. Yesterday in Halifax,…
Country ranked ‘C’ in literacy goes out of its way to correct CBC on spelling of ‘grey jay’
Atlantic Canada — A country with one of the lowest literacy rates of the developed world, Canada, is apparently filled…