Higgs claims ‘we’ll all get chlamydia’ during news conference
Fredericton—During a news conference on Friday, Premier Blaine Higgs shocked reporters when he said that “we’ll all get chlamydia.” “There…
Teachers granted emergency COVID enforcement powers
Fredericton — In a historic political mishap, the New Brunswick government has enacted a mandatory order granting emergency COVID enforcement…
Speed limits eliminated, except around legislature
Fredericton — Look a few more times before crossing the street this April. Minister of Public Safety Bill Hogan announced…
Real estate experts advise millennials to wait to buy their friend’s foreclosed home
Fredericton — A housing shortage across the country has led some millennials to get creative in their quest to one…
Most of province feeling COVID symptoms morning after St. Patrick’s Day
Fredericton — In the aftermath of St. Patrick’s Day celebrations, numerous New Brunswickers are reporting COVID-like symptoms this morning. “Yeah,…
Christmas-themed cutting board now shitty enough to be used year-round
Salisbury — A once-treasured holiday-themed cutting board is now in such decrepit condition that it can be used year-round. According…