Breaking: Murderous emu escapes once again
Fredericton — After 8 were killed and 26 critically injured during efforts to the subdue the 6-foot tall, velociraptor-like emu…
Catcalling season officially underway in New Brunswick
Fredericton — The Picture Province is just a little more picturesque in the springtime, with women venturing outside in dresses,…
Rising waters force both residents of Perth-Andover from homes
Perth-Andover — As ice breaks up and the waters of the St. John River rise to dangerous levels, all 2…
David Coon quietly detained for being too competent
Fredericton — Green Party Leader and Fredericton MLA David Coon has been detained “for the time being” in a holding…
NB francophobes announce plans to keep spraypainting signs under cover of darkness
Fredericton — A large portion of New Brunswick’s population is characterized by francophobia, which is a distaste for all things…
St. Andrews council considers anti-growth hormone treatment for residents
St. Andrews by-the-Sea — The town of St. Andrews is taking major steps to protect its heritage with a proposed…