Trump to break up with Canada, trade with ‘younger, hotter’ country
Washington D.C. — During his daily 5 a.m. poop tweet session on Sunday morning, U.S. President Donald Trump shocked Canadians…
Listicle: Top 10 other clubs Justin Trudeau joined this week
Ottawa — This past week, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau garnered delight and scorn as he became the newest member of…
My grandmother, your grandmother pissed about Sears closures
New Brunswick — As reported yesterday, Sears has announced plans to close dozens of stores across the country, including two…
Insecure Maritime forestry workers deny existence of softwood
Saint John — As hundreds forestry workers and supporters gathered Monday to urge the federal government to demand a softwood…
Mattel introduces overweight, balding Ken who’s into conspiracy theories
Atlantic Canada — The ubiquitous Ken doll: every little girl had one growing up, and now Mattel is at last…
Province encourages unemployed to ‘make your own damn jobs’
New Brunswick — Even with the province’s jobless rate dipping down to 8.4 per cent in May, the New Brunswick…