New Brunswickers still in shock after Starbucks quits making Unicorn Frapp
Fredericton — Coffee addicts are still reeling from the news that the Unicorn Frappuccino that mega-chain Starbucks promised would be…
Fredericton southsiders enjoy foggy morning that masks ‘disgusting’ north side
Fredericton — From Forest Hill to Hanwell, residents of Fredericton’s south side were thrilled to wake up this morning to…
Trump thinks ‘soft wood’ tariff related to erectile dysfunction
Washington, D.C. — In one of the most spectacular trade blunders in recorded history, it was leaked today that U.S.…
Gallant announces Family Day, but adding Feb. 29 to NB calendar
Fredericton — All 100 or so New Brunswickers with jobs were overjoyed this morning to find out that a holiday…
Trudeau recommends 1999 film ‘The Virgin Suicides’ to gym buddies
Ottawa — It was “arms and back day” for Justin Trudeau and his workout cadre on Wednesday. The eight-member crew…
Canada Revenue Agency resorts to ‘poking’ debtors on Facebook
Atlantic Canada — Remember a few years ago when people you barely knew would “poke” you on Facebook? Well, the…