U.S. election already most watched TV program since series finale of ‘The Littlest Hobo’
Atlantic Canada — Not since everyone’s favourite vagabond dog discovered a senile veteran harbouring a bomb has Atlantic Canada been…
Report: Mom probably already bought your Christmas present at Sears
Fredericton — A recent report by Statistics Atlantic has confirmed that your mom and/or grandma have more than likely already…
Canadians appalled to learn Walmart doesn’t give a shit about food waste
Halifax — After a former Vancouver-area Walmart employee blew the whistle on the corporation’s “disturbing” amount of food waste, Canadians…
Newfoundland MP suggests people ‘eat less fish,’ rely on McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish
St. John’s — St. John’s East MP Nick Whalen suggests that if people wish to safeguard themselves against toxic levels…
‘The Manatee’ launches apparel and merchandise store
Atlantic Canada — The Manatee, known for ruining the days of innocent Maritimers by posting “false news,” has launched an…
Trump says Canada’s Wi-Fi is ‘slow’ and ‘catastrophic’
Greensboro, N.C.– As the U.S. presidential election enters the home stretch, Republican nominee Donald Trump is making more sensational claims…