New Brunswick — Freezing rain and sleet are slamming the Atlantic provinces today, making travel impossible and closing businesses — inclu...
Tim Hortons launches new cereal that tastes exactly like box it’s served in
Canada — Our country’s ubiquitous coffee chain has partnered with Post to launch a new breakfast cereal called “Timbits” that ...
North Pole implements changes to address climate change concerns
Somewhere in the Arctic Ocean — In a move that stunned elves and reindeer alike, senior management in Santa’s Workshop are implementing sweeping...
No one cares about your kids’ elf, all parents told
Atlantic Canada — In shocking and devastating news to many parents, a report released by multiple Atlantic universities today states that nobody...
The Manatee presents: the CBC Comments Section Drinking Game
Canada — Just in time for the holidays, The Manatee brings you a fun-filled game that’ll bring the whole family together and make them bea...
New P.E.I. minimum wage not enough to afford non-existent rental opportunities
Charlottetown — With Prince Edward Island’s minimum wage announced to increase to $12.85 an hour in April 2020, Islanders working low-inco...