God sends flood to destroy New Brunswick
Fredericton — Water levels are rising fast in the Picture Province, and many residents have noticed that the perennial springtime…
Possible rooming house expansion prompts ‘Keep Fredericton Snooty’ campaign
Fredericton — Any outsider who’s ever struggled to integrate into Fredericton life knows that whether we’ll admit it or not,…
Fredericton city council considers Nackawic amalgamation
Fredericton — Fredericton city councillors will debate whether to amalgamate the nearby town of Nackawic during their next regular meeting…
Donald Arseneault ejected from cabinet after giving Gallant birthday spanking
Fredericton — Post-Secondary Education Minister Donald Arseneault was the one who got schooled yesterday. The lesson? Don’t spank the premier,…
Trump thinks ‘soft wood’ tariff related to erectile dysfunction
Washington, D.C. — In one of the most spectacular trade blunders in recorded history, it was leaked today that U.S.…
Gallant announces Family Day, but adding Feb. 29 to NB calendar
Fredericton — All 100 or so New Brunswickers with jobs were overjoyed this morning to find out that a holiday…