Saint John — Passengers and crew aboard the new Fundy Rose ferry from Saint John to Digby, N.S. on Friday were in for a surprise when there was one more passenger than they had planned on.

An hour into the trip, it became apparent that a desperate and creative New Brunswick migrant had taken advantage of the increased speed of the new vessel. Instead of the typical stow-and-go inside the hull, the resourceful migrant had arranged a system allowing him to water-ski behind the boat itself.

“We were on the viewing deck doing a little bit of whale-watching when he first caught my eye,” shared passenger Simon Ebert. “I thought, ‘There goes one of them kite-surfers’; then I thought, ‘There he goes again!’ After a few passes I realized that old boy had tied himself to the boat.”

George Caldwell, the ship’s captain, observed the skier for some time. “That crazy water-skiing migrant was apparently taking full advantage of the Rose’s layout, which features an open cafĂ© at the rear of the vessel,” he explained. “The patrons at the cafĂ© afforded some form of an audience, and it became apparent that the water-skier intended to do tricks for food. With some basic hand gestures, the patrons were able to coerce the migrant into completing a series of barrel-rolls in exchange for a 3-piece fish and chips dinner tossed in his general direction.”

After arriving in Digby, the chilly water-skier was detained as an asylum-seeker and his identity was revealed to be that of Gerald Bungheep, an unemployed Quispamsis resident.

Fundy Rose CafĂ© server Marlene Simms remained positive about the experience: “When you put an open cafĂ© at the rear-end of the vessel, do you know what you’ve done? You just put a cafĂ© on the poop deck. Nobody wants to eat on a poop deck! Business has been horrible. Gerald at least revived things or a bit, even if it was only for a while.”

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