Moncton — A Moncton woman left Pump House brewpub Saturday night unsure whether she had been on a date or just catching up with an old friend.
“I’m not against it being a date. I guess I kind of like him. Wait, do I? I don’t know,” Amanda Albert said, scratching her head.
According to reports, Alex Henderson, 28, moved home to Moncton after working in Toronto for 3Â years. “Back in town …Â FOR GOOD!!” he told friends via Facebook.
The meeting occurred after Albert liked the Facebook status. She promptly received a private message from Henderson. “He said let’s grab a drink. I said sure,” Albert recalled. “Do you think I look OK? I probably should have dressed up a bit more. But if he just wanted to catch up, that’s cool too. I think my little brother dated his sister for a while. So would it be weird if we dated?”
Albert continued to ask rhetorical questions for 15 minutes, occasionally interrupting herself, saying things like: “Never mind, this is stupid. He probably just wanted to catch up.”
Albert said Henderson is free to make a move if he’s into it, but if not, that’s OK.
Can we have more satire please, Manatee?