New Brunswickers welcome Canadian names for U.S. products
Ottawa — Prime Minister Mark Carney has announced that American products sold in Canada must now have Canadian names. The…
‘Finding my Mount Rushmore’ revealed as reason for Trump’s ‘51st state’ talk
Ottawa — Shockwaves are spreading across Canada as the true motivation behind Donald Trump’s meticulous attempted economic takeover was revealed…
BREAKING: Fugitive Donald Trump flees United States, hiding in New Brunswick
Mar-a-Lago — Shortly before dawn this morning, former president Donald Trump left the United States to escape prosecution in the…
New ‘CNN workout’ recommended for couch potatoes
Fredericton — January is the time of year for New Year’s resolutions, breaking old routines and getting back to the…
Donald Trump announces plans to run for prime minister of Canada in 2023
Washington — As pressure continues to mount for sitting U.S. President Donald Trump to concede last week’s election to President-Elect…
Higgs suggests injecting Irving oil to help treat the economy
Fredericton — As part of the province’s COVID-19 “recovery plan,” announced today, Premier Blaine Higgs announced a bold new initiative…