Earth won’t shut up about latest MLM cleanse
Earth — Several of our solar system’s planets are getting fed up with listening to Earth go on and on…
Planet Earth to premiers: ‘Take your time guys, I’ll be fine’
System Sol — After a blowup following the announcement of a Canadian federally imposed minimum price on carbon, The Manatee…
NB to be devastated by comet impact, Canadians indifferent
New Brunswick — Global reaction continues regarding recent news that an enormous comet will slam into central New Brunswick and…
Men stunned to learn girlfriends couldn’t care less about space exploration, astronauts
Fredericton – After giving in and allowing her boyfriend Tom Harrity to purchase a cable package that included Bell Media’s…