Canadians admit they get all their news from memes
Fredericton — Instead of pretending any longer, Canadians are collectively admitting that they don’t read the news, but actually receive…
Brunswick News agrees to not publish any more news whatsoever
Saint John — After being taken to court by the Higgs government over a leaked carbon tax policy they had…
Dumbasses call to defund CBC, fund old guys yelling in trucks
New Brunswick — Idiots who are sick of “the CBC” and its “left-wing agenda” have finally had enough, and are…
Update to CBC news sites replaces ‘old-school’ articles with inscrutable flashing images
New Brunswick — CBC news sites across the country have received a face-lift in an effort to make them look…
CBC is publishing journalists’ diaries and you won’t believe what happens next!
Fredericton — Gonzo-style journalism has made it to the Picture Province only about 45 years late, and CBC New Brunswick…
Robin Hood flour is suddenly really, really, really goddamn good
Canada — Holyfuckingshit Robin Hood flour is sooooooooooooooooooo f’ing good all of a sudden! We had to ask some people…