PSA: GNB announces exciting new changes for Phase 2
New Brunswick — Welcome to Phase 2! Now you can socialize outside while pretending you’re 6 feet apart (really, it’s…
World’s most boring couple worried about contact tracing
Ripples, N.B. — John Smith, who is, without question, the world’s most boring man, has been losing sleep at night…
Higgs crowned Emperor of New Kingdom of Brunswick
New Brunswick — The Province of New Brunswick has officially ceded from the Dominion of Canada to form the New…
Disgusted wives insist husbands’ barbers should be deemed ‘essential service’
Fredericton — While the COVID-19 pandemic continues to keep most businesses around the country closed, the provinces that seem to…
The Manatee releases hit single ‘Work From Home’
New Brunswick — Our new music production label Manatee Records collaborated with various New Brunswick remote workers to produce a…
Somewhere in New Brunswick: ‘Quarantined’ edition
How are you making out with being quarantined at home? Some people love being in their own space with their…