World’s most boring couple worried about contact tracing
Ripples, N.B. — John Smith, who is, without question, the world’s most boring man, has been losing sleep at night…
Higgs crowned Emperor of New Kingdom of Brunswick
New Brunswick — The Province of New Brunswick has officially ceded from the Dominion of Canada to form the New…
Disgusted wives insist husbands’ barbers should be deemed ‘essential service’
Fredericton — While the COVID-19 pandemic continues to keep most businesses around the country closed, the provinces that seem to…
The Manatee releases hit single ‘Work From Home’
New Brunswick — Our new music production label Manatee Records collaborated with various New Brunswick remote workers to produce a…
Somewhere in New Brunswick: ‘Quarantined’ edition
How are you making out with being quarantined at home? Some people love being in their own space with their…
Fredericton pair form family bubble after matching on Tinder
Fredericton — A young pair recently agreed to make each other part of their family bubble after matching on the…