Man asks ‘Cold enough for ya?’, gets punched in face
Saint John — While the temperatures are cold, the tempers were flaring today at the Saint John City Market. Sixty-three-year-old…
Fredericton police offer to buy back jewelry from thieves at full retail price
Fredericton — The capital city cops are at it again — serving and protecting the public in the only way…
Proof of New Brunswick Illuminati surfaces during tax break investigation
New Brunswick — Thousands have long believed in the ominous presence of the New Brunswick Illuminati (NBI), a secret group…
Last dying shred of masculinity relegated to 8-by-10-foot man cave
Rothesay — Local man Rob Culberson’s last meagre shadow of masculinity has reportedly been stuffed inside an 8-by-10-foot closet-like room…
Fredericton police, citing ‘increased pickup abilities,’ approved for armoured vehicle
Fredericton — City council approved a new military-grade light-armoured vehicle for the Fredericton police force on Monday, which will cost…
Jake Stewart: ‘Something ain’t right but I don’t know what’
Fredericton — An ancient Chinese proverb suggests that, “In conflict, be fair and generous.” But, apparently this advice was lost…