Fredericton — The Pets Unlimited store in Fredericton and its owners have been charged with failing to foster adequate self-esteem in one of its...
Man’s life tragically saved
Glenvale — Following a horrific accident where meat processing plant employee Ken Gains slipped into a meat grinder and was gruesomely mangled, ...
Saint John attempts to break diaper-changing record, city smells better
Saint John — If you noticed that the normally “dirty ocean smell” of the Port City wasn’t as pungent as usual on Saturday, tha...
Deer now an endangered species; hunting season cancelled
Kennebecasis Valley — Oh deer! The Department of Natural Resources today responded to the release of the 2016 deer population statistics by recl...
Liberals bypassing legislature because it’s ‘creepy’ and ‘probably haunted’
Fredericton — The Gallant government has been avoiding the legislature for the past several months. Instead of presenting and debating their age...
Breakthrough: government researchers announce extraction of blood from stone
New Brunswick — In a completely unprecedented breakthrough, a team made up of researchers from both federal and provincial authorities has annou...