Swimming locales not contaminated with feces seeing record numbers
New Brunswick — While beachgoers steer clear of the normally popular Parlee Beach due to its consistent water quality issues,…
New Brunswick Dad Jokes Volume 2
New Brunswick — We at The Manatee know that dads across this beautiful province struggle to remain hip and relevant…
PSA: Swimming at Parlee Beach actually good for you
Pointe-du-Chêne — The provincial government has asked The Manatee to release a public service announcement explaining that swimming at Parlee…
Boudreau recuses himself from Parlee Beach controversy, lets his best friend take over
Shediac — As reported by CBC this morning, Health Minister Victor Boudreau is recusing himself from the controversy swirling around…
Scientists ID single source of Parlee Beach water pollution: Victor Boudreau’s bullshit
Shediac — Mount Allison scientists and students who recently began investigating the mysterious sources of fecal matter at Parlee Beach…
Beach Blast organizers say next year’s festival will not be ass-backwards amateur-hour shit-show
Shediac — Organizers of this year’s Dooly’s Beach Blast country music festival say they are aware of complaints from concert-goers…