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Slow news day prompts ‘Maritime Noon’ host Norma Lee MacLeod to scat for 7 straight minutes

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April 10, 2018

Halifax — Returning to the Maritime Noon desk after two months of filling in on Nova Scotia’s Information Morning, Norma Lee MacLeod’s first sho...

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New Brunswick trappers turn to trap music as demand for fur drops

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October 18, 2017

New Brunswick — While another trapping season ramps up in the province, two professional fur traders are putting down their wood and steel for a...

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Amateur rapper drops mixtape in Gloucester County, RCMP investigate

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April 13, 2017

Notre-Dame-des-Érables — The RCMP have opened an investigation in Gloucester County after up-and-coming local rapper REALeyeZ dropped his latest...

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New Brunswick high schools to replace daily national anthem with Lil Dicky’s ‘Save Dat Money’

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June 28, 2016

New Brunswick — Educators in the province voted unanimously during a New Brunswick Teachers’ Association annual meeting to switch out R...

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Atlantic musician David Myles rebranding to new career path

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Entertainment, NB, News
February 26, 2016

New Brunswick — Fredericton-born musician David Myles dropped by New Brunswick’s capital city earlier this morning to announce a surprisin...

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Middle-class white girl can really identify with inner-city gangsta rap

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October 24, 2014

Fredericton — Ashley Saunders, 20, lives on Douglas Avenue on Fredericton’s north side in her parents’ large 4-bedroom home. The man...

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OMG this "chocolate cake with boiled icing" Great article. Quite wise.

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Jerry is actually from Doaktown.

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? this women is an attention seeker. Like your the teacher your the boss close class for the day teach it at night if ya want ?????petty people petty ...

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Love it! I have been saying this for years, and you wrote it up perfectly and made it hilarious.

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